In-Flight Meal: Freedom, Extra ‘Merica on the Side Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

In-Flight Meal: Freedom Tee
Now serving liberty. Hold the soy.

At Bald Eagle Airlines, we don’t do peanuts and pretzels. We serve up a hot plate of red-white-and-hell-yeah. This shirt is for those who fly first class in attitude, not luxury. Featuring Captain Eagle front and center, fork in one hand, flag in the other—this tee is your boarding pass to unapologetic American greatness.

Details:

• Premium cotton built for barbecues, beers, and bald eagle screeches

• Bold front print: “Our In-Flight Meal is Freedom”

• Optional back graphic: Captain Eagle chowing down on liberty

• Fits true. Freedom doesn’t shrink.

Pairs well with: Ice-cold beer, unsolicited political opinions, and country music at max volume.

Warning: May cause excessive grilling and general dominance of any cookout.